life
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I’m 46 and still don’t know what I want to do with my life
Don’t get me wrong, I know what I’m doing with my life in the simplest capacity. I’m a writer. I’m an author. Those are things I’m “doing.” They don’t earn me much, but I’m doing them. Sometimes you create something that you just want to share with people. That’s what I’ve done with my books,… Continue reading
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Where the Hell are you?
You all remember me? I wrote and published a couple books. I write satirical news articles, review boardgames, occasionally I post my thoughts about the current state of affairs? You’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been. I, too, have often wondered this. I have been far less in tuned with my social media as of… Continue reading
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Rob Schneider, You are a Shaft-Accepting Prison Bitch Shit-Bird
Sure, man, I thought you were funny as the “you can do eeeeet” guy in The Waterboy. I had a chuckle when you briefly showed up as the slumlord in Grandma’s Boy. You even had some amusing bits as a bumbling bellhop in Home Alone 2. Yet no amount of two-bit Hollywood roles that your… Continue reading
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I Dare Someone – Nay, I DEFY Someone – to Hire Me
I’ve been on the hunt for a job for a while now. As is the requirement when socializing, people always ask, “So, what do you do?” And as someone who hasn’t had a steady job for a couple years now (my last job was working 12 hour shifts for a company that manufactures ceramic components… Continue reading
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Blah Blah Blah #2
In the same vein as the last post, I’m going to offer some unwelcome advice, and it’s going to start with an insult: You’re all terrible drivers. Now, that’s not to say that I think I’m the best driver. As someone who’s driven a “sports car” for much of their young adult life, I can… Continue reading
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Uncommon Courtesy
Normally, I would start this by saying something about how I’m sure everyone missed me, but seeing as my numbers were pretty low to begin with, I’m 213% sure no one even noticed that I took a hiatus from June until now. That’s six months of zero entries when I was trying to make weekly… Continue reading
About Me
Armed Forces Veteran. Writer. Father of five demon-child rescue animals. Milwaukee Brewers fan. Loather of the human condition.
Unwelcome Dental Advice 