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Early Picks for Dear Leader’s Cabinet Leave Public Scratching Heads
With the 2024 election cycle drawing to a close, the American people have chosen the bankrupt convict to be their president for the next four years, marking an unprecedented turn-around for conservative voters. Already, Dear Leader Trump has begun showcasing his choices for some of the presidential cabinet picks and other appointed seats of office,… Continue reading
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Take a Deep Breath
I can say with all honesty that there are very few things on this earth that “scare” me: Spiders, but specifically any spider bigger than a nickel. The small ones, like jumping spiders and whatnot, don’t really trigger that anxiety in me, but the larger ones do because of an incident when I was living… Continue reading
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We Don’t Deserve You – Part 2
You might remember a while back I wrote a post about how we didn’t deserve animals/pets. It stemmed from the idea that the puppies across the street were always stuck outside, limited food, limited water, and limited scenery. I still haven’t seen those dogs’ parents take them on a walk, and I walk my dogs… Continue reading
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What I’ve been up to
Sometimes I forget to post updates or new content, but know that it’s because I’m always busy with something. A-B-C: Always Be Creating. And that’s just what I’ve been doing the last few weeks. I recently entered NaNoWriMo (https://nanowrimo.org/dashboard) for the first time, after talking about doing it for years. Well, this year I am… Continue reading
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The Arrival
If anyone has read my work, specifically I-I: Departure, you may remember a few blurbs about something the people of Earth have coined “The Arrival.” This is a supplemental work that, in better detail than James Harrington provides, gives some insight into the events of the Arrival and the Cleansing. December 19th, 2018, 4:17 pm.… Continue reading
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Confidence
Imagine you’re a teenage boy in high school. Or maybe you are in high school and somehow, you’ve found your way to my page. Whatever the case may be, just imagine, for a second, that you’re a teenage boy in high school, and you’re not as attractive as one of the jocks or one of… Continue reading
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We Don’t Deserve You
You’ve heard that phrase before: Dogs, we don’t deserve them. Or you’ve heard it with cats or any other pet. Pets bring joy to our lives, in most cases. I’m looking at you Nola, and your propensity to bring destruction to our house! And yet, I can’t help but love the big idiot, even after… Continue reading
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Stolen Valor
If you’ve read anything I’ve written, you know that I’m a huge supporter of joining the military. Whether it be for noble reasons, such as serving your country, or for personal gain, like education or seeing the world, joining the military is an honorable career path and something I fully endorse. When I was a… Continue reading
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Controversy Surrounds New Ethnic Barbie Line
El Segundo, CA – Outraged parents stormed the headquarters of the big-name toy company, Mattel, after the introduction of the new “ethnic” line of Barbie dolls. The new toys, which introduced nine different counterparts to Barbie after the popularity of the Barbie movie, hail from different parts of the world, and were released last week… Continue reading
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Shower Thoughts
Have you ever just been sitting around, minding your own business – maybe you’re reading the news, watching a television show, or picking your nose – and you suddenly have the weirdest thought come through your brain? These are usually what Reddit refers to as “shower thoughts.” You know the ones: a fleeting moment of… Continue reading
About Me
Armed Forces Veteran. Writer. Father of several demon-child rescue animals. Milwaukee Brewers fan. Loather of the human condition.
I was born and raised in the wintry lands of Wisconsin (Milwaukee, West Bend, Oconomowoc), but spent 15 years in the service of the United States Air Force, deploying and living in many other regions of the country and world.
The first time someone told me I was a “hell of a writer” was when I was a young Senior Airman in the Air Force and got in trouble for writing a blog on MySpace about the “miserable people of the ### Squadron. I wrote it like a late night infomercial with testimonials that ranged from hilarious to disgusting. I was very nearly demoted for the work and forced to remove it from the site.
After that, I started writing satire news articles like one might find on The Onion. I typed them out and distributed them to coworkers like a weekly newsletter. Some of those articles are posted here.
Eventually, I moved from satire to Science Fiction and Fantasy, and have written four [as of yet unpublished] books in what I hope to be a long-standing series inspired heavily by Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower” saga.
I currently live in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
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