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Soft Drink Mayhem in Charleston
Charleston, SC – Tragedy struck earlier this week, on what most residents of the coastal town of Charleston thought was an ordinary night. What began as an innocent college mixer turned into a bloodbath and destruction spree for the ages as the Kool-Aid Man, a commercial icon made popular in the 80s, went what witness… Continue reading
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Disney Reimagines the Aliens Versus Predator Series
With Disney’s acquisition of 21st Century Fox having been completed in March of 2019, many fans of popular movies in the Alien franchise have wondered what the future of their favorite xenomorphs holds. The most recent Alien movie to hit theaters was Covenant in 2017. It was the last movie to feature an actual alien… Continue reading
About Me
Armed Forces Veteran. Writer. Father of several demon-child rescue animals. Milwaukee Brewers fan. Loather of the human condition.
I was born and raised in the wintry lands of Wisconsin (Milwaukee, West Bend, Oconomowoc), but spent 15 years in the service of the United States Air Force, deploying and living in many other regions of the country and world.
The first time someone told me I was a “hell of a writer” was when I was a young Senior Airman in the Air Force and got in trouble for writing a blog on MySpace about the “miserable people of the ### Squadron. I wrote it like a late night infomercial with testimonials that ranged from hilarious to disgusting. I was very nearly demoted for the work and forced to remove it from the site.
After that, I started writing satire news articles like one might find on The Onion. I typed them out and distributed them to coworkers like a weekly newsletter. Some of those articles are posted here.
Eventually, I moved from satire to Science Fiction and Fantasy, and have written four [as of yet unpublished] books in what I hope to be a long-standing series inspired heavily by Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower” saga.
I currently live in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
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