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Stolen Valor
If you’ve read anything I’ve written, you know that I’m a huge supporter of joining the military. Whether it be for noble reasons, such as serving your country, or for personal gain, like education or seeing the world, joining the military is an honorable career path and something I fully endorse. When I was a Continue reading
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Vote
When I was younger, I thought very little of voting. I always just rooted for the candidates that my parents rooted for, because I was young and stupid. My parents typically leaned to the right and thought that Reagan would save us all with trickle down economics. Gods, I was stupid for believing in the Continue reading
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Avocado Toast Has Ruined You All!
If you live on the Internet like I do, you’ve probably seen headlines and complaints on forums like Reddit about how Millennials and Gen Z-ers can’t afford to pay off student loans, or they can’t afford to purchase homes because they buy too much avocado toast or some other shit. I tire of these headlines Continue reading
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America’s Pastime and Legendary Bad Calls
I’ve had over 12 hours to stew on this and read through trolling comments about it on Reddit. While I’m not typically a conspiracy theorist, I’ll openly admit that I think officiating (read: umpiring) for certain sports with certain teams is absolutely rigged. Case in point: last night’s Brewers vs. Yankees game at American Family Continue reading
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Blah Blah Blah #2
In the same vein as the last post, I’m going to offer some unwelcome advice, and it’s going to start with an insult: You’re all terrible drivers. Now, that’s not to say that I think I’m the best driver. As someone who’s driven a “sports car” for much of their young adult life, I can Continue reading
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Uncommon Courtesy
Normally, I would start this by saying something about how I’m sure everyone missed me, but seeing as my numbers were pretty low to begin with, I’m 213% sure no one even noticed that I took a hiatus from June until now. That’s six months of zero entries when I was trying to make weekly Continue reading
About Me
Armed Forces Veteran. Writer. Father of five demon-child rescue animals. Milwaukee Brewers fan. Loather of the human condition.
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