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Rob Schneider, You are a Shaft-Accepting Prison Bitch Shit-Bird
Sure, man, I thought you were funny as the “you can do eeeeet” guy in The Waterboy. I had a chuckle when you briefly showed up as the slumlord in Grandma’s Boy. You even had some amusing bits as a bumbling bellhop in Home Alone 2. Yet no amount of two-bit Hollywood roles that your… Continue reading
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The End of a World. Or is it?
A sad day has come and gone in my little circle. We completed a year’s long endeavor of Dungeons and Dragons campaigning. I’m the Dungeon Master – read: head dork – of my group and while everyone was enjoying the story they’ve been working on for a year (well, it would have been a full… Continue reading
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Alien: Fate of the Nostromo by Ravensburger – A Review
A few weeks ago, I wrote my own review for the Lord of the Rings Adventure Book boardgame. I found the idea fun and wanted to continue doing reviews as an interim type of post on my site when either making a satirical news article would be a little too on-the-nose, or when I just… Continue reading
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Lord of the Rings Adventure Book Game by Ravensburger – A Review
My wife and I play a lot of boardgames. I think it started with me teaching her Cribbage, a staple in the Midwest. After a while, we got tired of beating each other into submission in competitive games, so we opted to find something where we had to work together. Our first cooperative boardgame was… Continue reading
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Fun With “The Bible” Part I
I’m thinking of making a regular segment in my blog that revolves around the hypocrisy of the Bible and those who claim to follow it. If you think about it, Christians and other religious parishioners, are about the most biblically corrupt bunch to ever walk this earth. I grew up in a Lutheran household. Lutheranism… Continue reading
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I Hate This Timeline
There’s a lot of shit going down in the world that have accumulated in the last few weeks, and it takes a heavy toll on my sanity and the well-being of the people involved. Israel and Iran seem to be in full-on World War III mode, launching ballistic missile attacks at each other like it’s… Continue reading
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I Dare Someone – Nay, I DEFY Someone – to Hire Me
I’ve been on the hunt for a job for a while now. As is the requirement when socializing, people always ask, “So, what do you do?” And as someone who hasn’t had a steady job for a couple years now (my last job was working 12 hour shifts for a company that manufactures ceramic components… Continue reading
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A Labor of Love
As an author/writer, I’ve discovered I have the ability to look beyond the surface of a medium and really understand what another writer was thinking with their thought process (I should say, I have this ability to a degree – sometimes a medium is so poorly written that scholars can’t even figure out what the… Continue reading
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I’m Tired, Boss…
I’ve been wanting a way to get back to my website with all that’s been going on. I’ve been incredibly busy with broken down vehicles and trying to sell our house so we can find our “forever home.” I was hoping that a second Trump term would be a good catalyst for creative writing, because… Continue reading
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Blah, blah, blah #193
It’s been a rough week. The wife and I are trying to sell our house (and purchase a new one) before the incoming administration fucks our country’s economic situation into the dirt. The interest rates aren’t terrible, and I have a VA loan, so it’s a decent time to offload the current home. We’re on… Continue reading
About Me
Armed Forces Veteran. Writer. Father of five demon-child rescue animals. Milwaukee Brewers fan. Loather of the human condition.
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