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Dear Leader to Meet with Presidents of Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, and Virgin Islands
In a move to prevent future American football half-time shows from having to endure Spanish-speaking performers, Leader Trump has taken to the skies to make a four-stop trip and meet with leaders of several territories. “I think the presidents of these countries – and I know about presidents. No one knows more about presidents than Continue reading
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I’m Tired, Boss…
I’ve been wanting a way to get back to my website with all that’s been going on. I’ve been incredibly busy with broken down vehicles and trying to sell our house so we can find our “forever home.” I was hoping that a second Trump term would be a good catalyst for creative writing, because Continue reading
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Early Picks for Dear Leader’s Cabinet Leave Public Scratching Heads
With the 2024 election cycle drawing to a close, the American people have chosen the bankrupt convict to be their president for the next four years, marking an unprecedented turn-around for conservative voters. Already, Dear Leader Trump has begun showcasing his choices for some of the presidential cabinet picks and other appointed seats of office, Continue reading
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Take a Deep Breath
I can say with all honesty that there are very few things on this earth that “scare” me: Spiders, but specifically any spider bigger than a nickel. The small ones, like jumping spiders and whatnot, don’t really trigger that anxiety in me, but the larger ones do because of an incident when I was living Continue reading
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