Unwelcome Dental Advice

Apologies for the long absence. I assure you, it’s for many good reasons, one of which being working for the holidays. If you hadn’t noticed, it’s expensive to live, and my meager 80% disability rating from the VA hasn’t been cutting it in terms of merely existing (that is, I use that money to pay for bills, part of the mortgage, and part of the groceries. The other half of the money for those things comes from my beautiful wife).

That said, I’ve been taking shifts at Amazon as a flex driver, which gives me freedom to work when I want and get paid for listening to music and driving all over the town bringing people their toothpaste, crazy-patterned underwear, Vagisil, or whatever else people are too afraid to purchase in person. This money is what’s going toward Christmas presents and, of course, my wife’s birthday next month.

But I haven’t forgotten about people who deign to visit my site and see what I have to say. I’ve been busy on other fronts, but I’ll let you figure out why:

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Decipher that bit of nonsense and you’ll know why I’ve been too busy to post. Happy holidays!